Dump at face value

The act of taking a dump in a public restroom and leaving the stall door open slightly. You do this in attempt to catch an unsuspecting person by surprise and see the shock on their face when they walk in on you blowing mudd. Don't confuse this with open faced dump.

Oh it was the greatest, I knew Trevor's brother would come in soon so I snuck in there and took a dump at face value. You should have seen his face! I don't know if it just seeing me there or the fumes, but he had tears in his eyes!

by themayhall May 11, 2006

bare-faced lie

A bearded lie that remembered to shave this morning.

Mom: Jimmy, that's a bare-faced lie! Go to your room!
Jimmy: Aw, Mom, come on! This lie hasn't shaved for two weeks!

by Lady Chevalier May 14, 2005

pie face

South African drug bucket.

by oatsy August 29, 2003

mexican face paint

slapping someone withe shit in your hand

i just used mexican face paint on ur sister

by AZ man January 21, 2011

face down slut

Super slut. For when other, more generic modifiers of "slut" just can't convey the hoitude of this individual.

"Y-you're saying you don't *care* about me?!"
"Whelp, that's something you have to get used to when you're a face down slut."

by The Scribe of Glee August 29, 2005

debby ryan's face

the most punchable face you've ever seen. her creepy ass smile makes you want to jump in front of a bus.

"i want the punch debby ryan's face."
"ew. debby ryan's face."

by mylefttitty April 29, 2020

Face Melt

A home made water pipe made out of a plastic bottle used for smoking sour diesel, preferably. Sometimes referred to as a reversed gravity bong, originating from Sweet Cottage. The effects of ripping an ideal face melt results in intense feelings of the victim's entire face literally dripping down their skull and crawling down their throat.

Hey Julien, come rip this face melt.

by Mini Puss August 16, 2009