maple wood

When a girl covers a guy's dick in syrup and then gives him a blowjob. (See also penis pancake)

"My girlfriend gave me a maple wood the other night."

by theqster September 17, 2012

zach wood

A bad ass mother fucker who plays drums in a band called drug the kids. He has gauges and tattoos and and is so fucking hot. He has a girlfriend and I am so jealous of her. I mean look at his eyes. He's perfect.

Have you seen Zach Wood? His band is amazing.

by calabasasgirlxoxo December 27, 2013

Darrick wood

A school that’s uniform looks like piss and shit and is full of nit bags,chavs,torys and wannabe road men

omg you go to darrick wood?that’s not a good look.

by zerocap December 5, 2021

Wood Booger

Hillbilly, Hick, Redneck, Appalacian Hilljack, Logger

woodbooger hick hillbilly redneck whitetrash logger inbred mountain folk

Looks like every hairy neck wood booger and there mother came down from the mountains to shop at Wal-mart today.

by knowyershit June 9, 2011

ass wood

the placing of a mans dick into another mans asshole

see butt fuck

John was very submissive and enjoyed recieving ass wood

by Vince July 29, 2004

morning wood

the biggest boner you can get. you wake up after sleeping, and your dick is hard as a rock. the best way to get rid of it is to have a sweaty sex session with some fly ruca, she will love it too.

damn baby, i got morning wood. oh well, i guess ill just have to fuck the shit out of you.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

Tiger's Wood

The name for the phallis of a man who cheats on his wife.

Gary is married but it came out recently that he cheated on his wife with many other women. Looks like a clear case of Tiger's Wood.

by sike moda December 8, 2009