cheese hummer

Individuals who stand around at parties looking sophisticated, making small talk and eating cheese. Whenever someone says something witty or topical they respond with a "hmmmm".

Often associated with black-skivvy wearing intellectuals at cocktail parties

I'm not going to the cocktail party, the place will be filled with cheese hummers.

by echar September 22, 2009

Cheese snuffle

A piece of white bread with melted/crusted cheese on top. Commonly in Norway. Primarily served cold with ham and ordinary cheese in the middle.

Also know as (in norwgian):
- Ostelandgang
- Osteloff
- Ostebriks
- Ostekødd
- Ostegreie

My godness, that sure was one delicious piece of cheese snuffle, Mr. Goldie!

by Cheese snuffle December 10, 2010

cheese-toaster

A sword.

Adumbrated in Shakespeare, Henry V, II, Nym: "... I will wink and hold out mine iron. It is a simple one; but what though? It will toast cheese, and it will endure cold as another man's sword will."

The knight stared menacingly at his enemy, before unsheathing his cheese-toaster and charging.

by Chika January 14, 2007

Cheese Bunny

A bunny made of cheese. Usually cheddar, but is occasionally mader of blue cheese with pineapple sauce.

Cheese Bunny. Your worst nightmare.

by lectric bill August 11, 2008

Cheese Barn

1. an establishment where cheese is sold, usually on a retail basis.

I went to the cheese barn to purchase cheese

by conradlee October 04, 2011

Cheese Rind

Cheese Rind, simply put, is the outside layer of dirt and grimy filth that forms on a homeless person's body, hair and neither regions throughout the day Most Cheese Rind is accompanied by a ripe, pungent odiferous smell.

Lisa: Let's go sit at the park during lunch today.

Sandy: No thanks. It's full of bums. Last time I was there I gave a dollar to a bum and he hugged me. I smelled of Cheese Rind the rest of the day. couldn't get that smell off.

by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2015

adhesive cheese

Another name for the cheese singles you in the supermarket. Typically found in burgers you buy from a van in a hard shoulder. Sticks to pretty much anything, like a cheesy sharpie.

Wallace - hey joan, i need something to hold my poster up.
Joan - here try this adhesive cheese.

by GTATSS March 03, 2017