phallic wit

Noun
A sharp sense of humor which always in some way is based on the male genitalia.

His phallic wit is comical, and always an ice breaker at the bar.

by B2316 April 5, 2016

playin wit you

when you're just so done wit people's shit that you wanna square up

"touch me again hoe, I fucking dare you, touch me again, I ain't playin wit you"
"dumbass hoe, you think i'm playin wit you, but i'm not. square the fuck up, bitch!"

by Cherries and Wine January 22, 2019

nit-wit

a Canadian term for a stupid, silly person

person a) stop being such a nit-wit
person b) what's a nit-wit?
person a) a twit in British English
person b) oh okay

by Sexydimma February 10, 2015

Jenova's Witnesses

This is my name for the notorious "Final Fantasy House's" "mini-cult." It's a joke on the owners, claiming to be reincarnated Final Fantasy 7 Characters, such as "Jenova," and "Sephiroth." It's also a joke on Jehovas' Witnesses.

I have met some people, who claim to be from the Jenova's Witnesses, and claim Jenova saved them! They reject Jenova's appearance in Final Fantasy 7, being called "The Calamity," and instead calls it a blessing!

by jrpgkin April 13, 2022

A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.

Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024

Jehovah's Witnesses

A secret organization that spies on and targets people for their feminism and their machist purposes.

I hate the Jehovah's Witnesses, and so it gives me nausea.

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

dueces-wit-a-pinky

Your one uping someone when they tell you deuces.

when your ex-girlfirend/ boyfriend says " We should see other people DEUCES" and you say I saw this comin so i Allready seein my BaBy MoMma Yolanda "dueces-wit-a-pinky"

by Meet Cleaver December 29, 2010