deaf willy

when a suave gentleman decides to fuck his girl in the ear and flood her ear with his man juice, thus leaving her temporarily deaf.

Ming gave Jennifer the deaf willy with his 3.54 inch dremel because she was not being obedient to his sexual desires.

by Ali R. September 15, 2008

Willy Wonka

The act of using song and/or dance to persuade one to do something.

Kobe: Man, that bitch just don't listen. I had to Willy Wonka her ass just to get some chicken.

by kobedoinwork October 17, 2009

Silly Willy

This is when a guy is getting head from a girl, and right before he is about to ejaculate he pulls out and sticks his wet dick in the girls ear and then blows his load in it.

Jack pulled out of Jill's mouth and gave her a Silly Willy.

by Sean January 20, 2005

Shotgun Willy

(v.) To shotgun a beer whilst urinating. Most commonly done amongst a group of two or more friends. The Shotgun Willy is a great and new way to shotgun a beer and is a symbol of freedom and American ingenuity. In originated in a Pasadena backyard in the early summer of 2009.

Look at those guys Shotgun Willying over there, that is AWESOME!

or to be used int he past
The last thing I remember was doing a Shotgun Willy before waking up face down wearing only cowboy boots and a big sombrero.

by -Surfdog June 7, 2009

red willy

1. an extremely period-soaked finger jabbed into one's ear.

1. One day Matt got bored and decided to give Miss Rufo, his hot teacher, a red willy. He went over to her desk, reached under her skirt and stuck his finger into her bloody vagina. Then he proceeded to stick the period-soaked finger into her ear really hard for a long time.

by possumlord March 15, 2009

willy

willy is an extremely awsome person! He always looks on the bright side of things and has a tendency of making people laugh. I personally love willys and dont think i could live without them. Willy is also hott! They could get any girl they want and is very popular! They have very few enimies and a lot of people want to be just like willy!

wow he is really awsome, he must be a willy

by swimfreek April 13, 2010

willy cheese

Willy cheese is all the extra parts of sperm and cum around the guys penis. It is called cheese as it is all the stuff thats been left for a while and stinks.

girl "wats that "
guy "what"
"that by you balls?"
"oh thats cheese"
"why is there cheese on your knob?"
"no its willy cheese "

by FittDuckiies May 2, 2008