by The D.R. April 28, 2009
When a man sits on the toilet and the tip of his penis rubs against the cold inside of bowl, or possibly even the water. This could also be known as a Tip Dip.
by Oh Yeah! Teh Cap'n! August 24, 2008
To take a long-needed crap.
Applies only when healthy, large and consistent turds are expected, accompanied with an emphatic accolade of farts.
Does not apply to limp-wristed quiche diarrheas.
Applies only when healthy, large and consistent turds are expected, accompanied with an emphatic accolade of farts.
Does not apply to limp-wristed quiche diarrheas.
Ladies, will you please excuse me? I'm going to free Willy.
If you don´t eat your All-Bran, you won´t be able to free Willy!
If you don´t eat your All-Bran, you won´t be able to free Willy!
by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003
The slang term for the Williamsburg Bridge. The Williamsburg Bridge is a suspension bridge in New York City across the East River connecting the Lower East Side of Manhattan with the Williamsburg neighborhood of Brooklyn.
by Mordechai Beaver Cohen December 17, 2008
When one man sticks his index finger into his colon and wiggles it around until it is covered in feces and then jams it into the ear of another unsuspecting man, preferably hobo
(can also be preformed on a woman if shes one of thos ugly lesbians)
(can also be preformed on a woman if shes one of thos ugly lesbians)
by Ben Preston December 02, 2006
A man takes a shit in his hands, then proceeds to spread the shit on his cock and balls. (making it look like a chocolate treat)while an unsuspecting female waits patiently for Willy's "chocolate" Wonka.
by blaint73 June 05, 2007
when you give a girl a wet willy, but with skeet instead of spit. Or when you ejaculate in the girls ear and rub it around in her ear with your finger.
by C Dubss September 08, 2006