maple wood

When a girl covers a guy's dick in syrup and then gives him a blowjob. (See also penis pancake)

"My girlfriend gave me a maple wood the other night."

by theqster September 17, 2012

Darrick wood

A school that’s uniform looks like piss and shit and is full of nit bags,chavs,torys and wannabe road men

omg you go to darrick wood?that’s not a good look.

by zerocap December 5, 2021

Wood Booger

Hillbilly, Hick, Redneck, Appalacian Hilljack, Logger

woodbooger hick hillbilly redneck whitetrash logger inbred mountain folk

Looks like every hairy neck wood booger and there mother came down from the mountains to shop at Wal-mart today.

by knowyershit June 9, 2011

ass wood

the placing of a mans dick into another mans asshole

see butt fuck

John was very submissive and enjoyed recieving ass wood

by Vince July 29, 2004

morning wood

the biggest boner you can get. you wake up after sleeping, and your dick is hard as a rock. the best way to get rid of it is to have a sweaty sex session with some fly ruca, she will love it too.

damn baby, i got morning wood. oh well, i guess ill just have to fuck the shit out of you.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003

Tiger's Wood

The name for the phallis of a man who cheats on his wife.

Gary is married but it came out recently that he cheated on his wife with many other women. Looks like a clear case of Tiger's Wood.

by sike moda December 8, 2009

waverly woods

Waverly woods is the best neighborhood and one of the most well known in howard county (hoco) well waverly woods drive is older and classier than the rest of waverly woods....the majority of waver woods has been built/being built since 1990 but really is shit compared to waverly woods drive, this is all except the waverly woods mansion which is like really old. Anyways, in waverly woods everyone has a shitload of money which they spend at stores such as Abercrombie and Fith, Hollister, and American Eagle, but who can blame them...they are the best stores ever. In the Waverly Woods village Shopping Center theres Weis, the best grocery store ever, a liquor store (kids in howard county never stop drinkingg), a chineese restaurant (waverly woods people dont eat at home), a nail place (always have to look perfect) a-semi expensive restaurant-Mangia's, some day care place, a Japanese restaurant, a dollar store thats going to be out of bisnuess soon, and some other place that no one goes to.
Kids of Waverly Woods go to Waverly Elementary, Mount View Middle, and Marriotts Ridge High school, the three nicest schools in the county while they're parents are off at work making money for them to waste at the Columbia Mall or Towson Town Center- imagine that.
So Waverly Woods, its the shit.

Betty:You wanna go to the mall after school?
Susan: Yeah but lets go to Towson...Hollisters there
Betty: OKAY! more money that can get spent!
Susan: Oh but you have to pick me up...I live in Waverly Woods.
Susan: I walways knew you were rich

by RichGurl December 6, 2006