weiner hog

In its simplest form, a hog of weiners. A selfish, promiscuous hussy who is always in search of her next lay. Sometimes laying 1 weiner immediately after the other, occasionally laying a second weiner before she’s done with the first, or even on rare occasion, hogging 2 weiners at one time. A floozy who doesn’t seem to care or notice when a weiner is already spoken for by another woman; she still seeks to hog all the weiners.
After Jenny’s breakup, she tried dating again, but Sheila, being a selfish weiner hog, had already laid all the decent weiners in town.

Kay finally felt like she met a good man, but then along came Lynn, the weiner hog, trying to slut her way into stealing Kay’s dude.
by Slutstopper January 16, 2024
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Weinerize

The self-destructive use of social media through careless, reckless or inappropriate publishing.
Jim weinerized his career by sending tweets of his junk through his Twitter account.
by yugdrof June 09, 2011
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green weiner

it means that you have a "smol weiner" because they are refrencing yoda
but secretly yoda has footlong so dont be fustrated from saying green weiner be thankful
you have a smol green weiner,
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jennifer weiner

shes an author. duh. loved by everyone bc of her snarky last name lol katie and kaylee love her. married to samuel KUKU.
Oh, look it's jennifer weiner!
by loveoutloud March 08, 2019
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Weiner neeniers

Weiner neeniers are condoms for hotdogs.
“I’m going to go buy some weiner neeniers from the store.” Said John
by Sinnamonrolo October 23, 2020
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Weiner-reefing

The act of pulling or tugging on one's penis with supreme or unseemly force.
Little Johnny spent the night weiner-reefing himself into a state of quadrapoligia.
by Greg P. H. January 05, 2008
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weiner tuner

Magazine chockablock full of pornographic images & forums.
Bloke check this latest issue of Susu Sluts but you may require some privacy to perfom a weiner tuner
by Weeblex July 06, 2011
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