wake

A descriptive word used to express how excellent something is. The word can also be used to express ones excitement.

See: Dank

1. Hey bro, we went to the bingo and left with two milfs. It was totally wake.

2. Callum: Hey dude we're going to the peep show later

Jules: Wake

by Sugardavis94 November 17, 2016

Wake And Bake

"Waking & Baking" is used when somebody wakes up and immediately starts to smoke cannabis, Bally can often be found waking and baking.

"Bally what you bin up too?"
"Not much man, the usual, waking and baking"

"Wake and bake, wake and bake, thats what i say" - Bally.

by WhittleseyRob May 25, 2007

Wake and Shake

Derived from wake and bake

An act of masturbating soon after waking up.

Dude I get mega morning glory, it's hell.
Aha so do I but i get rid of it with a good old wake and shake.

What did you get up to last night?
Slept round some girls, what a night...
Aha what happened the next morning though?
She gave me a wake and shake!

by Sammiisprkl May 3, 2010

wake up to yourself

The term: 'Wake up to yourself' (or 'wake up to ya bloody self'), implies that one should think before acting.

Wake up to yourself and frack off - A phrase used to insist that the listener think about her/his actions before attempting the task at hand whatever it may be, in this case the fracking of gas in Northern Territory, Australia.

by G Morwong April 11, 2018

Wakefield High School

A high school In Arlington County, full of juuling freshmen, annoying ass sophmore, juniors who aren't shit and seniors who think they're the shit .where you get played all the time by assholes . It's where foreign students get to learn the harsh reality of high school. It's where if you're non PC you get fucked over

1: Hey you ever heared of wakefield High School
2: yeah, this where i went for high school
1: it's full of dick heads ,right?
2: yes

by sdjfhsdjlsdf May 14, 2018

Weak Sauce

When a man's semen doesn't contain sperm, typical after a vasectomy.

"My man got fixed so he has that weak sauce"

Girl: "Fuck, put on a condom"
Guy: "Don't worry babe, I got weak sauce"

by wafflegirl1996 March 21, 2019

Eternal Wake

When a man cums in a fat girl's belly button and then slaps her stomach which causes the cum to slosh around. This is similar to when a boat's wake bounces off the shore and creates more waves.

Damn, that girl's fat!
Yeah, I bet she'd be perfect for an eternal wake.

by gingerscanlickmyballs October 21, 2010