Who put sand in her vagina

A term used to describe old, irritating, irrational old people. Sand in vagina's can be irritating and make people a bunch of assholes to be/ work with.

Student 1- So I drew that damn picture and that old bitch the principle gave me a one week suspension. I'm totally fucked when I get home.

Student 2- damn dude, who put sand in her vagina

by Wasinator March 12, 2011

Vaginal Ranney Disease

the vaginal ranney disease, if come in contact with, will turn your sexual organs, into lobster eggs, that are filled with pus, and reeks of a very foul odor. in some forms of the disease, it causes your sexual organs to grow thorns, and leak pyroclastic material, from that of a volcanoe. and sometimes, in very rare cases, it shortens life span.

very common symtpoms of this disease, is that you are suddenly stupid. also that ur hair will start to have a yellowish, feces coloring to it.

hmm...damnit, i have the vaginal ranney disease! it is real!

by thewatermoccasin June 16, 2010

Vagina

The Main doors to heaven, where the mountain of pleasure is situated. The mountain of pleasure is where sudden earthquakes can occur when stimulated by tourists.

Can I have a look in your vagina?

by Zigabub December 17, 2013

pancake vagina

when a womens vagina looks like a chocolate chip pancake with a pat of silky butter and a syrup smiley face.

damn when i was fucking shelly allen her pancake vagina was looking up at me smiling.

by lm fly August 12, 2009

sandbag vagina

When your vagina falls asleep and feels like a sandbag, similar to when your leg or arm falls asleep.

I think sitting on the edge of the bleachers made my vagina fall asleep, now it feels like a sandbag vagina.

by NOBE lez April 28, 2010

trouser vagina

When one's trousers split at the stitching under the crotch resulting in a trouser vagina.

Connor: Piggy back! *Izzo gets on*
Izzo: Pete, you get on now!
*Pete jumps on*
Pete: FUCK SAKE! Just got a trouser vagina! Don't fuck me guys! Please.

by Pete616 June 6, 2011

Vagina Boner

Noun -an enlarged and rigid state of the vagina, typically in female sexual excitement.

"Lydia had a vagina boner when checking out Flush Studios.com"

by Saucy_Jack June 24, 2009