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Dunk tease

A person (often a significant other) who promises to treat you to Dunkin' Donuts (often the night before) and then fails to deliver on said promise.
As this was not the first time a promise of Dunkin' was unfulfilled, you are officially a dunk tease
by TheLiquidMind January 24, 2024
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Microwave Tease

When you reheat leftovers in the microwave, and despite testing some of the food to make sure it’s hot the rest of it is still cold.
Last night my microwave teased me, so I just ate my poutine cold
by Jaymes175 February 4, 2024
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The Tease Maneuver

A sexual maneuver in which your partner is in the face down ass up position, and you, from the ass eating position, grab her by the hips, and pick her up to where only her hands are touching the ground and she's doing a kind of a handstand, then, you give it a lil lick, then drop her down on her neck, killing her instantly
I was eating her ass, then she pooted, so I got angry and hit her with the tease maneuver
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Cum Teaser

Someone who likes to ejaculate on car tyres so that the car can no longer move
My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”
by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025
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Cum Teaser

Someone who ejaculates on car tyres in hopes that the car doesn’t move again
My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser”
by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025
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Zit-teaser

The pimple popper in a pimple popping video who purposely goes for the smaller, less prominent pimples first, avoiding the bigger, juicier ones, in order to build up the watcher's anticipation until later in the video.
That doc is a zit-teaser, she always goes for the small acne bumps first and makes you wait for the big, more satisfying ones until later
by AnalAl August 24, 2025
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Zit-teaser

The pimple popper in a pimple popping video who purposely teases the watcher by going for the smaller, less developed acne first, leaving the riper, more satisfying pops for later.
That doc is a real zit-teaser - she always saves the best pops for last.
by AnalAl August 24, 2025
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