Oh my Torta

its like saying omg, but better!

you: "Eduardos pregnant"
me: "OH MY TORTA"

by gorlli November 9, 2018

Jim bob thorton

Some random shit

Wtf Jim bob thorton

by Your dads house January 19, 2019

peanut butter banana tortilla

a blunt with dab wax in it

you wanna take a hit off my peanut butter banana tortilla? just one and you’ll be zooted

by fjanzjdnzjxhs March 2, 2021

sos una tortilla

latino, it can mean "you're a lesbian", but also it's used when someone is switching sides when it suits their needs.

-omg sos una tortilla
-we're married, Carol, you're lesbian too

-she's a tortilla, switching sides just to win an argument
-I think it's called "pro life" but, whatever

by latamdraco7hekeeper December 5, 2021

Roller skating tortoise

When the golden brown tortoise appears without announcement. Leading to shit yourself issues.

I was happily talking to this hot girl and the roller skating tortoise arrived

by Stenhousemuir nill February 26, 2022

Cock and ball tortilla

Balls

“Honey I have a cock and ball tortilla”

“Nice”

by lebumdum March 7, 2022

Flippy the tortoise

a cute little tortoise with the smarts of 10000000000000000000000 people she will take over your brain

omg, look at the tortoise!
oh that's flippy the tortoise don't make her mad or shell kill u

by kam the ham August 29, 2022