Tossing The Torta

Tossing the Torta is equivalent to tossing the salad, only this practice is done on a Latina.

I love tossing the torta. Last night, Araceli finally gave in. Man, she really loved it. I even slathered her torta with some spicy guacamole.

by Chico Blanco Loco October 17, 2018

Oh my Torta

its like saying omg, but better!

you: "Eduardos pregnant"
me: "OH MY TORTA"

by gorlli November 9, 2018

Jim bob thorton

Some random shit

Wtf Jim bob thorton

by Your dads house January 19, 2019

peanut butter banana tortilla

a blunt with dab wax in it

you wanna take a hit off my peanut butter banana tortilla? just one and you’ll be zooted

by fjanzjdnzjxhs March 2, 2021

sos una tortilla

latino, it can mean "you're a lesbian", but also it's used when someone is switching sides when it suits their needs.

-omg sos una tortilla
-we're married, Carol, you're lesbian too

-she's a tortilla, switching sides just to win an argument
-I think it's called "pro life" but, whatever

by latamdraco7hekeeper December 5, 2021

Roller skating tortoise

When the golden brown tortoise appears without announcement. Leading to shit yourself issues.

I was happily talking to this hot girl and the roller skating tortoise arrived

by Stenhousemuir nill February 26, 2022

Cock and ball tortilla

Balls

“Honey I have a cock and ball tortilla”

“Nice”

by lebumdum March 7, 2022