A medical condition in which small, nefarious trolls inhabit the body and attack major organs using knives, daggers or other forms of cutlery. If left untreated, Tiny Trolls will multiply and progress to all major organs — ultimately ending in death to the host. Early warning signs for a case of Tiny Trolls include bloating, sedentary discomfort and finally, the sounds of faint, gleeful laughter from the abdomen as the trolls stab the host’s organs with delight. Major risk factors for contracting Tiny Trolls include poor diet and lifestyle choices — so far, there is no genetic link to the condition. The only known treatment for Tiny Trolls is for the host to announce out loud that they have Tiny Trolls and to curl up into the fetal position until symptoms cease.
“Roger isn’t coming to the company picnic today...he has a bad case of Tiny Trolls”
“Don’t eat Angela’s Christmas ham... although delicious, it gave me a horrible case of Tiny Trolls last year”
“Did you hear? Todd is dead. It was a bad case of Tiny Trolls... ”
“Don’t eat Angela’s Christmas ham... although delicious, it gave me a horrible case of Tiny Trolls last year”
“Did you hear? Todd is dead. It was a bad case of Tiny Trolls... ”
by CRUMB Phillips February 19, 2021
Get the Tiny Trollsmug. Someone who does provocative things like texting, talking, checking facebook, etc. on their cell phones while driving, completely disregarding the safety of everyone else.
That traffic troll I saw at the red stop got into a car crash because he was focusing too much on his texting.
by Defenitions June 20, 2010
Get the Traffic Trollmug. by Jaypeas August 8, 2016
Get the Troll festmug. (1) A woman who is an attention whore who sexually teases Men with her body and lack of clothing.Especially on Social Networking sites via Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Kik, etc.She does this for validation and self-esteem issues. She can be (most often is) very "ratchet" and annoying.
(2)Can be used in a masculine sense to describe a male attention whore who is seeking attention for instigating situations or "drama/beef". Most rappers today are troll whores.
(3)A racist or very annoying person who leaves shitty comments in the comment section online to aggravate people.
(2)Can be used in a masculine sense to describe a male attention whore who is seeking attention for instigating situations or "drama/beef". Most rappers today are troll whores.
(3)A racist or very annoying person who leaves shitty comments in the comment section online to aggravate people.
Leyla used to be such a bookworm. Now she is a troll whore on Facebook with alot of male friends.
Wow. Look at this troll whore who left a response on my comment on YouTube.
Wow. Look at this troll whore who left a response on my comment on YouTube.
by INIR21 November 28, 2016
Get the troll whoremug. by The magic monkey July 9, 2015
Get the Derpy trollmug. a troll anchor is something that is inserted into a document to purposely attract attention to it. The writer may add a sentence or image to distract the reader into asking "WTF is this?".
After this occurs, the troll anchor was successful. You where trolling your audience to make sure they where indeed paying attention.
After this occurs, the troll anchor was successful. You where trolling your audience to make sure they where indeed paying attention.
Them: I read the document you send me, but then I saw "bada big bada boom coat that stuff right up", what is that about?
Me: Oh, that is my troll anchor, making sure people are reading the document.
Me: Oh, that is my troll anchor, making sure people are reading the document.
by sc0tty8 October 6, 2010
Get the Troll Anchormug. Everybody talks about getting their "beauty sleep" but i always tend to get troll sleep for some reason.
by The REAL Jermo December 18, 2009
Get the Troll Sleepmug.