trust tree

A mythical place where no one rats on each other especially supervisors ratting out the knuckle dragers

Yes I had my PPE on Mr. Staid. Don’t worry where in the trust tree

by jakdarb May 11, 2018

Christmas Tree

A sex act colloquially referred to as 'decorating someone and lighting them up'. In layman's terms, giving someone a pearl necklace and beating the hell out of them.

Steve came into the office today bragging about how he had given a Christmas Tree to Charlene from accounting. I didn't believe him until I saw the bruises.

by T-Bone Hardy January 25, 2010

Smoke Trees

Smoking Weed (Pot, Marijuana)

Everyday Man's on the Block, Smoke Trees-Micheal Dapaah a.k.a Big Shaq

by TheHealthySoul July 13, 2018

dick tree

Being the biggest fucking complete jack ass ever.Being arrogant and cocky in an annoying fashion.

Josh Vella says that Matt Vella isn't home from school yet, therefore Matt Vella is a dick tree.

by Mike Reilly March 16, 2005

climbing a tree

sexual intercourse

dude can i call you back

uhm why

im climbing a tree right now

by J.Fink&P.Boska December 9, 2008

tree hugger

When you become so drunk, that you hug a tree because they can't stand.

Kathy got so totally blitzed that she became a tree hugger to stop the world from spinning.

by tori13 January 18, 2017

tree hump

When a male or female, out of loneliness humps a tree in public while everyone is watching.

Girl: He looks lonely.

Girl 2: Good thing he's tree humping

by Funbutter April 17, 2014