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Missouri tramp stamp

A guy and a girl shit in each others mouths and then while they are 69'ing the guy takes a hot iron rod and brands his initials onto the back of the bitch he is fucking. Then he shaves all his pubes off, shoves them in the girls vagina and makes her eat them. To finish it off, he strattles the bitch and rides her around the room to show her who's boss and then pisses in her mouth.
Jacob Winton: I smelled burning flesh and heard some bitch screaming in the other room.
Katie G: Oh don't worry. They're just doing the Missouri tramp stamp.
by KatieGMoney November 22, 2010
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Chubby Trapped

When your significant other gains "relationship weight" because they are no longer trying to attract a mate. If you are too deep into a serious relationship to dump the person based on appearance, you have just been chubby trapped.
Guy 1 "My girlfriend stopped going to the gym because she thinks we are going to spend the rest of our lives together."
Guy 2 "Ah man! sounds like you've been chubby trapped."
by Tipsy Gypsy March 2, 2011
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Beer Yapper Trapper

When the usually quiet guy has a few too many drinks, has you cornered and won't shut the fuck up!
Married reserved man George is generally so quiet and today he told me that he has 20k in the bank and likes dick!
Wot a Beer Yapper Trapper!
by Tsupreme January 4, 2012
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Tapping the GayTM

The concept of drawing donations from an oppressed minority by promising them their rights but not delivering them, all the while asking for ever more money. Named for Pres. Barack Obama's vaporware promises to the gay community during his Election Campaign.
"We have to stop giving money to this car salesman of a president or he'll just keep tapping the GayTM."
by CPL. JX December 23, 2009
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Tramp Wrap

This is when a girl gets a trashy tattoo that wraps around her side. Usually starting at her mid-back, wrapping around to her stomach. They can range from inspiring literature to flowers and vines. Not to be confused with the tramp stamp which is only found upon the lower back of a girl.
Kelli: "What kind of nasty tattoo does that girl have?"

Chris: "She's got one of those new tramp wraps!"

Kelli: "Oooh, can I get one that says 'Be Better'?"

Chris: "Sure, if you wanna fit in with those time sluts!!!"
by CIOAN (AppState) March 17, 2010
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Tapping That Tree For Sap

Gold Digger. A woman who is only with a man for the financial benefits of the relationship.
Katie doesn't love him, she's just tapping that tree for sap.
by Lila Saan 4 May 2, 2011
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tramp stamp

Sally got her first tattoo it was a tramp stamp.
by Cherladsr June 18, 2018
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