National Tidy Toy Day

Every June 8th, be sure to do a thorough deep cleaning of your sex toys (assuming you haven't already). A very healthy practice to prevent a infection, UTI, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, what day is it?"
Guy 2: "It's June 8th, National Tidy Toy Day"
Guy 3: "Ah shit, I gotta go deep clean my pocket pussy"

by Fullmetalf@g June 08, 2023

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Toad Toy Store

Toys for all ages 4-99. Mainly children, but adults could play with them if desired.

Do you want to go to the Toad Toy Store jimmy?

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 03, 2021

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electric toys

EVs, electric vehicles. These vehicles are immediate danger for the world, economics. This is another example of the mud we are going to in the "future". The term "toys" comes from the actual source of idea - kids toys. The difference is that EVs are just bigger in scale. The lie, that they are "green" is another example of human dumbness. Compared to a car, which creates little pollution during its entire lifespan, an EV creates tons of environment-harming substances and its not even made yet. And during the winter the battery doesnt last. Currently there is no way of recycling these toy batteries 20x bigger.

Electric toys are more harmful than cars

by Save_cars_protect_Europe December 12, 2024

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Dog Toy

When someone tells you a story and the whole time you’re thinking “stfu bitch, I know not a single word coming out of your mouth is true.”

Mandy: “Did you hear Becky slept with Principal Lincoln? He is giving her all A’s in all of her classes and naming her student of the month. He even bought her a car for her 18th birthday!”

Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*

by aluminum2318 December 12, 2017

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