Total Baddie

Having copious amounts of collagen.
Wow she’s a total baddie
by Urmom738728626 September 28, 2022
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Total Criminalization

An idea created (after finding out that God never wanted us to be the same) by an unknown individual to bring all of us into one big happy club and follow the doctrine of Portion Controlled Servings, where if someone committed a crime (made easier by newly-invented laws created by legislators for the Governments of the World), they would find themselves within the same group as the President, industrialists, clerical big shots, and anyone who happened to subconsciously commit a crime.

Total Criminalization was based on the principle that if everyone became a crook, they would all be uniform to a certain extent in the overseeing eyes of The Law. Basically: if everyone commits a crime, then they're all equal.
"TOTAL CRIMINALIZATION was the greatest idea of its time and was vastly popular, except with those people who didn't want to be crooks or outlaws. So, of course, they had to be tricked into it, which is one of the reasons why music was eventually made illegal."
by Nakris-2 October 23, 2023
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Total Ruxpin

Total Ruxpin - a high level staff member of an organization, who spouts off nothing but precanned, corporate BS at all of the employee meetings and press events. A real braindead douche-bag just reciting crap, waiting to getting his ticket punched, so he can get his ass promoted again.
That new Superintendent of schools in Nevada sure is a Total Ruxpin!
by Thetommeister May 19, 2022
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Total Juan Move

Acting in such Fashion of Juan Musci in ways where you lie about sleeping with females. The lies are so obvious that it is considered a total Juan Move.
“I had a girl over last night he he heeeTotal Juan move you did nothing...
by Buttbongofiesta November 20, 2020
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Totallation

Totallation is a word that spontaneously used in conversation to dramatize the current mood, which was a relaxing mood. It is made of the words "total" and "relaxation", meaning total relaxation.
Person 1: Can't wait to relax!
Person 2: Totally...
Person 1: Totallation, man
by marcthisera November 25, 2021
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totally available

You have my complete undivided attention.
master ,i am totally available for your service !
by zip adoda February 05, 2012
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Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form of Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.
by The Good Reefer Kid September 20, 2022
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