beaver leaver

A male who appears to have an allergy to pussy & swings toward boaby's instead

My mate paul is a beaver leaver 'fucking poof'

by Dean McCluskey April 1, 2003

Beaver Fever

A love for the protagonist in Rugby's greatest redemption story: Stephen Donald.

Sluzzas had huge Beaver Fever post- Rugby World Cup 2011

by roger76478 October 30, 2011

sneaky beaver

A classic tactic employed by ugly girls who have a hard time getting any, the sneaky beaver is when said girl slips some roofies into your drink and takes you back to her place. As you gradually come to a few hours later, you wonder what your penis is doing in this stranger's vagina. Then it hits you, "shit, it's the sneaky beaver."

"Dude, I woke up last night mid-bone with Julia. That bitch got me with the sneaky beaver!"

by keats!!! January 14, 2010

beaver weaver

a chick who braids her bush

yo check out dat chick wit da braids....i bet she's a beaver weaver!

by bjayforvjay May 26, 2010

Swamp beaver

A Swamp Beaver is a vagina that hasn't been cleaned for several days in high heat and humidity. Several different types of flora and fauna have been known to thrive in this environment.

Jesus Jessica, my baunch has gone full Swamp Beaver in this heat!

by Thrasherff August 29, 2017

beaver date

When a girl chooses to go out on a date with another girl instead of a male.

Janet asked Christine to go on a beaver date to the fundraiser instead of her husband, Nelson.

by Pookie Murphy June 1, 2010

Beaver Blinkers

noun: An imaginary device that a man apparently wears when he gets obsessed with a woman that he is having sex with; causing him to ignore other parts of his life, or the fact that the woman is not good for him.

The phrase uses beaver, a slang term for female genitals. and refers to horse blinkers (blinders) which are a device used to stop cart pulling horses becoming distracted.

adj: Beaver Blinkered

John: Have you heard from Tommy recently?
Don: Not much at all since Tracy came on the scene.
John: Ah, he'll have his Beaver Blinkers on, he can't see anything but pussy right now...

by Jonfan Beast February 2, 2013