therapy

Therapy. Literally human torture that some parents make their children go to when a child misbehaves or even that adults take themselves to for help that just makes you question your entire existence. It is usually very weird and these people get paid to ask what your biggest secrets are, and if you go with your parents, even if they tell you they will not tell them a word you say they will tell them. Never trust a therapist. Those creatures need to be locked up. The name of em says it all! The-Rapist like wtf do not waste your money on those bitches.

Therapist: okay so im just working at therapy for the drama and good money so whats your secrets?
Person: Uhh i pee myself every night because im scared of monsters!
Therapist: ok then uhhh i dont have any advice for you just stop pissing yourself, weirdo
Person: arent you suppost to help me? ugh anyways i also got this girl pregnant
Therapist: dang you little hoe what you want me to do tf?

Person: GIVE ME ADVICE WHAT!?!?!?!?
Therapist: okay im done session over. Anything else before i talk to your parents?
Person: finally but whatever you do and i mean it do not tell my parents i got someone pregnant PLEASE!
Therapist: Of course i wont i "promise"
Parents: okay so what happened?
Therapist: your child is weird asf so first he pisses his bed AND he got a girl pregnant!
Parents: TF THAT KID IS GROUNDED!!!!

by extrafrfr January 10, 2024

Therapi

When two therapist are in the same room giving you therapy so you have two therapist but at the same time.

“Ya man I got therapi later, ya I got two therapist but at the same time it’s crazy bro!”

by Tom2045 January 17, 2024

Therapy Circle

When men stand in a circle formation, with everyone jackin the bud to their right. A world renowned mental recovery method.

My therapist just recommended me a family therapy circle!

by Licensed Therapist February 3, 2024

Therapize

The act of emotionally supporting or providing comfort to someone in a non-professional manner. It might encompass the actions of listening, empathizing, and engaging with someone in a way that helps them feel understood, supported, or uplifted emotionally, even in casual or social interactions.

I therapize my clients, however, Sanil therapizes me.

by Psychedeliccutie November 17, 2023

Tharaney

One of the most beautiful and kind people you would ever know, she is the mother figure and one of these friends you KNOW you can trust. Even though she overthinks way to much and is a procrastinator, She is amazing in all her unique ways. It's easy for people to fall in love with her not only because of her looks but her talent for art, her studies, and for her overflowing kindness. And don't forget about her addiction to alk types of mangas and animais! To sum up, she's amazing! <3

OMG who is that?

Teh most sweetest person you'll ever know! A Tharaney!

by Mastermonkey~ November 25, 2023

Therapy

The fact you have searched this on urban dictionary says you need it.

“Hey i’m going to therapy”

“take me with you please“

by Alipally December 2, 2023

Therapied

Past tense of (giving) therapy.

Mate you dunno the number of ppl ive therapied who've had trauma given to them by 'Aryan's.

by the_ac_exists February 23, 2024