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Thunder - egg 

A rock-like turd, or hag-stone which, loosened by a massive overdose of laxatives and/or suppositories, exits the bowel at great speed, accompanied by copious, deafening flatulence.
I need to get the plumber in. I was bunged up for DAYS so I took a handul of Sennocot, and shot out a massive thunder - egg. My arse was like a machine gun - I shattered the fucking toilet bowl.
Thunder - egg by DOGMAD June 28, 2018
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Thunder cunt 

A woman who is a two-faced, backstabbing, hoe, that has no feelings for anyone but wants any type of attention even if they have to pretend to kill them selves to get it.
"God shes such a thunder cunt!"
Thunder cunt by Nottoday41 July 31, 2018

Thunder punk 

A music genre that is not like any thing else. It relies on only simple parts of songs with very noisy improvisation throughout. While the music is whimsical it is generally heavy. Often the tracks are distorted. It’s name comes from the thunderous sound and the punk like attitude that can be felt in the music.
Let’s listen to Thunder punk it’s the best.
Thunder punk by Krackle September 14, 2018

Thunder theft 

Being a dick, and stealing the credit for someone’s idea or creation
You: ‘tells great joke
Friend: lol nice
~later when you 2 are with more people~
Friend: ‘Insert your great joke
People: lol that’s nice, great joke man
You: >:O
~Later~
You: ‘friend’ just totally stole my joke
Friend 2: yo, that’s thunder theft dude
Thunder theft by Zyfong October 26, 2018

thunder rod 

Having a massive cock hit an solid object. Sound of thunder can be heard eminating from the shaft.
Who’s that guy, oh that’s THUNDER ROD!!! Joshua Potter, 2018
thunder rod by Thunder rod March 26, 2019

Thunder yo ass 

An expression used to describe the epic thunder that your ass is about to experience.
“God’s gunna thunder yo ass!”
Thunder yo ass by Messy_Jessie April 15, 2019