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Threat

A statement in which you tell someone you won’t purchase them donuts if they come at 8 am to buy them
Hey, if you don’t come tomorrow morning to buy donuts, you don’t get one

Hey! Don’t fucking threaten me
by I need socks 5462 January 7, 2022
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threader

A person who starts discussion threads on internet message boards.
John was an active threader.
by Wolf_b0i February 13, 2022
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Threat lungs

A satirical twist on the well known phrase, “threat girl.” Threat lungs occur when you were so focused on avoiding your threat girls that you forgot to avoid your real enemy, the common cold.
Joey: Hey bro how’s it going with threat girl #6 this week?
Me: *cough* *cough* *sneeze* forget threat girls, I’m dealing with threat lungs.
Joey: NOT THE THREAT LUNGS!
by FlameofUdeeznuts April 3, 2022
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Threak

Having a freaky threesome.
"Yo you should have a threak with those girls"
by YoooItsAri April 18, 2022
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ThreatBlue

ThreatBlue has killed al my family, please send help
by ThreatBlue April 28, 2022
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Thoes

When people of lower intelligence, specifically named Marilyn, misspell the word "those".
by The Denominator. May 2, 2022
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Thread a needle from 10' away

When someone has such profuse diarrhea, a shotgun blast from the ass could thread a needle 10' away
Oh man, Jenny is shitting like a tiger! If she wanted too, she could thread a needle from 10' away!
by bshoey006 June 29, 2022
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