toaster

a shit thing that never fucking works

why the fuck do you have a toaster

by the dude who made toasters March 10, 2025

fork In toaster

the act of doing stupidity where ones actions represent that of a psychopath in wich results In near death or pain.

He committed fork In toaster

by fork in toaster May 26, 2021

Toaster

A toaster is person devoid of any real personality. They are nice and normal and “just there”, and can be useful —like your toaster In your kitchen.

Synonym and derivation : Milk-toast

Frank was nice enough but a total toaster

by Wangler123 October 21, 2020

Toaster Roasted

When a person roasts the absolute fuck out of you.

You are a slut. Bam toaster roasted!

by Emily Sutton August 2, 2016

loaf on toaster

its when toasters "toasts" the loaf slowly and nicely ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so its basically sex

Loaf: lets do loaf on toaster bby
Toaster: okay loafie
then sex

by DehAlmightyLoaf July 24, 2018

pig toaster 3000

someone named kayla who goes by everything even objects

stfu you pig toaster 3000

by asjbfhjuefueiswvbgiueswrg December 4, 2021

shit toaster

A receptacle in which to place your fuck waffle, promptly before fucking fucking off.

How about you put your fuck waffle in your shit toaster, and fuck off.

by Donut_mro July 12, 2015