punting the snail

Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.

"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."

"Oh really? What'd you do?"

"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."

by aitchrjay March 22, 2012

The Littlest Snail

SHES THE GOAT. SHES THE BEST FORTNITE PLATER IN THE WORLD. EASY DUBS.

omg its The littlest Snail. slayyyy

by Crip,over223 August 26, 2023

Snail Gang

Gang of Snail loving MF, Love for snails in this B. Usually make a sign with their hands by holding their Pointer, pinky with their thumb with two index and middle finger angled slightly making the eyes of the snail and the pinter makes the spin for the shell.

Your stubble upon another snail gang member you must yell snail gang! or in a mob, you just scream SNAIL GANG MF! this goes for any event or area of large people or even small groups. SNAIL GANG FOREVER

by Snail gang Founder September 08, 2020

snail Pace

When someone/ something goes increadibly slow, like a snail or slug.

Guy 1: hey dude I'm not ready yet
Guy 2: ill go snail pace dw
Guy1: cool, slide along nadges

by beccakg1 April 24, 2011

Snail Slurping

Snail Slurping is the act of cumming into the mouth of a girl, only to have her puke it back into your mouth allowing you to use the resulting sludge as lubrication for dirty anal sex. The resulting liquid could be referred to as Snail slurp.

Person1:yo i heard you fucked Stacy yesterday what did you use?

Person2:Lube
Person1 :But your out of lube...
Person1: she started snail slurping so I went with it
Person2: Hot

by The GreenCrow December 14, 2020

Rabbit snail

When one drinks an ER911 then proceeds to do fat dab of concentrates

Ex: he was like speed speed speed!, BRAKES!!!!!!

This motherfucker drank 7 double shots of espresso then did his first dab and he was like rabbit snail, then went outside and threw up all over my porch

by The Fish Guy June 01, 2019

Snail Or Cheetah

A fun little game to be played while one person is sleeping. While the person of choice is sleeping, you rub their belly until they wake up in the middle of the night and if you get caught you’re a snail but if you don’t get caught you’re a cheetah. This continues until you get caught or you want to rub another belly!

“I snuck into Mr. Smiths house and we played Snail or Cheetah alllllll night!”

by AspergerKing420 December 19, 2021