squirrel poor

Having so little money you can only afford to serve squirrel to your dinner guests.

Aunt Sally and Uncle Jed are wonderful folks but don't stay for dinner 'cuz they're squirrel poor.

by Ksuz June 16, 2009

Poor Fishing

The act of bring any amount of money (the funnest would be a lot of change) to school or any social group and you have to wait until you make a big circle. You would throw the money down on the floor and just watch your dumb ass poor friends scramble and pile each other for it. Make sure the money is directly in the circle so everyone can crash into each other. Change is the best experience since you could throw quarter after quarter and watch people tear each other's assholes for it. Basically for the LULZ

friend 1: Hey man lets go play poor fishing
friend 2: ok, hold on let me jizz on the dollar first
friend 1: XD

by Patrick Bateman_Killer1989 October 4, 2014

poor

people who's headphones have wires

"hey that guy over there is so poor he isn't even using apple headphones."

by Jaden Mckenzie January 29, 2019

poor man’s lemonade

marmalade

did you guys know marmalade is often referred to as poor man’s lemonade?

by xmasanarchist September 20, 2022

Penny Pot Poor

Being so skint that you resort to emptying your penny pot and cashing in your coppers in order to make it until the end of the month.

Sorry mate, I can't make it to the pub tonight I'm Penny Pot Poor.

by SnugglebumTheDestroyer October 19, 2010

Poor

Reply given to argument when it has gone over your head, or you can't make a decent response.

Edwina couldn't argue with the real chipleader, so she just typed poor and went back to her cave to tarmac the little elf.

by Chipleader Hero March 18, 2021

nigga poor

Being so poor you can’t afford your water bill

Me: Man I still can’t shower. We have no water
Tyrone: Damn bro, you nigga poor

by Pseudonym812 December 23, 2022