sad nut

a sad nut is a term used for explaining whenever a person is so sad that they feel that only "busting a good one"
is going to get their mind off of the sadness that is slowly creeping into their soul

another name for this term is "depressive masturbation" but not many use it for it is way too long and also very TMI

hey man, Carly broke up with me so it looks like im busting a few sad nuts tonight lol

hey, im really sorry to hear that but also TMI dude..

hey fuck you.

fuck you.

*friendship ruined*

by bigtiny February 26, 2019

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Nut Lagging

1. When one cannot "get it up" and has Erectial Disfunction
2. When one cannot ejaculate, or has sterile sperm.

As Grandma explained how Grandpa was Nut Lagging, we all threw up all over her nig face.

by SomeFatNig October 15, 2010

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Scag nut

A piece of feces stuck to the hair near the rectum of a person or animal. Can also be referred to as “scaggies” or “scags”

Guy1: Look at the size of the scag nut on that sheep

Guy2: Yeah that’s a huge scaggy

by Trolken August 18, 2021

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Cold nut

A "cold nut" is used to describe a sexual interaction with a female that bore no romantic feelings.

i.e. hooking up with a random and not calling her back. You have no intention of starting a relationship but you still
wanted to smash, so you give her a "cold nut"... a nut that lacked the warmth of love.

This would apply to hooking up with an ex that you no longer have feelings for.

It can also be the first major sign of a relationship in decline.

Example: "Man I wasn't into her but she was thirsting hard so I just gave her a cold nut."

by when_rome_in May 27, 2020

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