A hypothetical mountain that you have to climb just to learn the right words in order to know what you want to search for.
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Get the mount moron mug.A small private school in Okc, Oklahoma. It’s full of pedophiles & and rapists. No wonder why they were on the news for being the sickest school in Okc. The people there think they’re all that and think they’re the best but in reality they’re just a bunch of pathetic kids who think they’ll go somewhere in life. Most of the teachers are even worse. A teacher would put his hands in his pants and another was looking at girls on his computer. Don’t go to this school if you don’t want to get raped or sexually harassed. Oh and their sports actually suck ass compared to other school ur they still think they’re the best.
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Get the Mount Dewm mug.Play-on-words term for da pre-intercourse positioning of either yourself or your tire-shop worker --- depending on whether you’re gonna be doing it cowgirl or doggy-style, respectively --- dat would occur prior to your having sex wif him in exchange for his installing one or more tires on your car/truck and applying whatever wheel-weights are necessary. Said “bouncy-bouncy” is intended to recompense said automotive-servicing employee for his anti-wobble labors to ensure dat your VEHICLE doesn’t “do da bouncy-bouncy” as you travel down da road afterwards, and is performed due to your possessing insufficient funds in your bank account to cover da costs of said vehicle-servicing, and thus a check dat you’d write to him would ITSELF do some major “bouncing” when he tried to deposit it.
One should be wary of accepting a “mounting and balancing” deal wif a cute chick who beamingly offers you said “service for servicing” --- or perhaps dat should be spelled, “cervix for servicing” --- trade… if you naively agree to perform da wheel-repair work BEFORE said hottie allows you said promised “ultimate favor” instead of insisting dat she give you her own “servicing” first, it would be all too easy for her to simply drive off afterwards without actually spreading her legs for you!
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Get the mounting and balancing mug.A game on ROBLOX that should be an actual game. You have to survive seasons by sacrificing objects, farming, hunting, and more. You can also collect different masks that give you items or boosts. It's an awesome game that I highly reccomend if you have ROBLOX.
by john stromboli September 07, 2020
Get the Mount of the Gods mug.During the performance of oral sex, the act of taking the entire length of the male as to have your nose pressed up against their stomach.
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