surface mount

When you blow your load on any surface and pushe someone on to the sticky puddle

When we were done banging I surface mounted Kim to her counter.

by DumDumDugan December 21, 2016

shock mount

A sexual move where a man tazes a woman after inserting into her asshole.

"Sara was buggin' after I shock mounted her"

by cmantheprophet December 28, 2020

Mount Pussuvius

A massive and inflamed pimple, zit, pustule, or infection that is about to erupt on its own.

Girlfriend, I had a zit on my ass the other day that was like Mount Pussuvius. I popped that thing and it spewed all over my hand.

by rockstar1 October 2, 2011

Guard Mount Broke

The single greatest phrase ever said within security forces. When spoken it manifests unending amounts of adrenaline and willingness to complete the day. Also creates blindness to certain actions to keep from extending shifts.

Guard mount broke let’s get outta here.

by MarshallBurnetts March 12, 2022

Mount St. Mary

a small co-ed private school in OKC, OK that is known for volleyball and tiktokers

There ain't no school like Mount St. Mary.

by Amber_The_Great October 27, 2019

mount everest

the most everest mountain ever in the big wide world it has a trillion metres and 3 emmys

me: alexa what mountain is big
alexa: go fuckk yourslef
me: pleaes
axle: mount everest it has a lot of up

by weezerfan117 November 19, 2022

Mount Greylock Regional

Mount Greylock is a school full of stuck up rich white kids and has a history of perverted vice-principals. It’s known for their small selection of favorited students, parents that come in and yell at staff, racism, homophobia, highest rate of kids that switch schools after their first year of high school, and relentless kids that will without a doubt try to fight you if you say one wrong thing. 1 out of 50 students that go here actually have a positive experience with this school (they have over 600 students). Don’t let the fancy scenery fool you, it’s far from that.

Teenager: Oh you go to Mount Greylock Regional? i’m praying for you.

by non-sugarcoated speaker December 7, 2023