Monke

Something you turn into when you reject humanity, JoJo. Despite the similarities between the spelling of "Monkey" and "Monke", there is a clear difference. Monkeys, are extremely uncivilized and hostile. They use the most primitive of languages, as their small minds are not able to grasp any other. Monke's, however, are the complete opposite. They are arguably the most civilized species on this rock we call Earth, and are able to speak the language of gods. They have a special ritual to make you one of them, but alas, I cannot have rights to say, as I am a mere mortal. As a monke, you gain many rights and titles. You get the most exquisite meals, offerings as if you are a god, and worshipers. So become a monke today, and REJECT your humanity!

"I reject my humanity, JoJo!"
"What are you talking abou-"
*becomes monke*

by bored_axolotl December 20, 2021

Monk/Nun Budget

The kind of budgets people will come up for you when they want you to move to an expensive town. The name comes from the fact that the people are only factoring in basic expenses such as rent, utilities, and maybe a car payment. This assumes that you live like a monk or nun, because they seem to figure that you never go out and eat very little or not at all.

I was duped into moving to that fancy resort town by being shown a budget that made it look like I could afford to live there. This was a true monk/nun budget because as soon as my car broke down I was out of luck.

by New English July 6, 2010

Monke

Monke is ancestor, Monke is love, Monke is life, Monke is everything hooman are not hooman are not hot, monke on other hand is hot VERY hot.

Go back i want to be Monke >:(

by MonkeMMMMMM November 17, 2021

Monke

Yet another dead meme that was never funny in the first place.

Idiot: What do you think about Monke?
Smart guy: It's dead and so fucking stupid .

by PhoenixGamer34 June 16, 2021

Lachlan monk

short, cute guy he seems to not talk a lot at first but once you get to know him he can make you Laugh he is a very good at sport like high jump evan tho he is short af this is one of his manny quotes "guh" -Lachlan monk.

person 1: hey is that Lachlan monk?
person 2: yha why
person 1: why is he so hot?

by bonerless April 26, 2024

Monk Crater

The large and growing bald spot on the crown of a dood's head as he experiences male-pattern balding

If we're going to stay in the sun much longer we better put some sunscreen on Dad's monk crater.

by BuysTooMuch May 24, 2013

monke

i understood that very well!

teacher: bla bla bla
student: monke

by anonymous March 2, 2021