John: WTF? Twitter is down again!
Jim: I'm sure the Twitter tech monkeys will have it fixed it no time.
Jim: I'm sure the Twitter tech monkeys will have it fixed it no time.
by LittleNano March 22, 2011
by booty_mcanus_3001 December 10, 2022
A racial slur towards Asians describing their skin color.
(Do not use unless Asian or have permission from an asian)
(Do not use unless Asian or have permission from an asian)
by AnchorageFilipino May 16, 2022
A sexual maneuver in which the pitcher covers his penis in carefully molded C4 then approaches the catcher and drops his pants. When the catcher, unaware of the preparation, gets down to blow the pitcher, the pitcher detonates the C4.
"So what're your plans for tonight?"
"I'm gonna give Becky the monkey bomb."
"The what?"
"Well, you know, when you get the C4, and you--"
"I believe that's called guro."
"I'm gonna give Becky the monkey bomb."
"The what?"
"Well, you know, when you get the C4, and you--"
"I believe that's called guro."
by Karma Sutra June 01, 2018
Cricketer of the highest standard.
An all round player who kicks ass, and causes fear in his opponents.
When used in the plural it can also be used to describe a team.
An all round player who kicks ass, and causes fear in his opponents.
When used in the plural it can also be used to describe a team.
"That Justin, he's one hell of a crease-monkey"
"The crease-monkeys are cheered from the field by their adoring fans after yet another comprehensive victory"
"The crease-monkeys are cheered from the field by their adoring fans after yet another comprehensive victory"
by DemonPixieBoy June 19, 2008
by goofy ahh travis scott May 04, 2022
While under the influence of copious amounts of THC, a brain altering chemical , one may experience being “baked.” Crossing the line from baked to extremely baked would promote one to the level of "baked monkey."
Did u see Phillip? He was baked monkey at dinner tonight, he wouldn’t stop eating and making animal noises cause he was so fucking high.
by bakedmonkey69 February 02, 2022