The Camel hump

Having hallucinated sex with a fine ass mirage to Quench one's thirst only to later realize your just humping a literal camel.

Kyle: Bro I went to Egypt over spring break, got dehydrated and horny, ended up doing the camel hump
Chris: Bro wtf is wrong with you?
Kyle: Hey I can't help that that camel looked like your sister
Chris: Bruh

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

camel smoker

The act of placing ones mouth over her Camel Toe and sucking furiously on the meat curtains until one runs out of breath and then inhaling the stench.

David is a great lover but boy, he sure is quite the camel smoker (laughs)

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017

Camel tail

Male version of the camel toe. See monkey knuckles and snake and eggs.

Jason: Did you see the camel tail on that hipster?

Emily: Yeah, his pants were super tight.

by Keng1012 April 14, 2017

Climbing the camel

When you mount a girl with chest hair

Oh shit man.... I was climbing the camel last night! Been wanting to do that for ages! It's the hippo next

by Herbyderp April 4, 2017

camel toe

When a guy's junk is hanging out of his shorts. Esp. at the beach when it gets all sandy and funky.

OMG, your dad totally has a camel toe. No, no, don't look.

by backgroundgrrl July 23, 2006

camel cough

When you take your top and bottom lips with your fingers and pull them apart and make a "buhuhuhuhuh" sound, resembling a camel

Person 1: Dude... do the camel cough again.

Person 2: "Buhuhuhuhuh"

by Hats December 15, 2007

camel head

smelly head/neck/ears/hair... i.e., your head smells like ass. camel ass. VAST amounts of methane, gross.

holy shit, man... *sniffs the air around neighboring person's head* you have fucking camel head.

by wellwhatdayaknow July 7, 2011