Wet nosing

When a dog pushes there cold wet nose up against you

Puppers is wet nosing my leg

by Wetnoseking April 5, 2022

Wet Flounder

When you try to have sex with a girl but your dick is so sweaty and floppy that it keeps popping out

"Dude, what happened with you and that chick last night?"
"I wet floundered the whole thing man..."

by Tuckered out May 17, 2010

Wet Squall

The act of projecting diarhea on someone's face.

If he doesn't stop pissing me off, I'm gonna wet squall him.

by KingChode December 10, 2009

wet gas

when you fart and brown mist appears on your underwear

holy crap jimmy just wet gassed all over my bed!

by mark mcellian November 22, 2011

wet snowball

During intercourse, when a male ejaculates into his hand then throws it into his partner’s face

“How did your date with Cindy go last night?”
“Not great. She wouldn’t talk to me after I gave her a wet snowball”

by Littlebigbitch March 13, 2018

Wet Joker

Like a wet willy, you lick your fingers during sex, plug your partner’s ears, then proceed to laugh like the JOKER (2019).

Yo Ethan, I was with my girl last night and whipped out a Wet Joker. She loved it.

by The Rhino E Dog February 6, 2022

Wet Dylan

To stick your tongue violently into your unsuspecting neighbor’s kids ear.

Nolan was mortified when he got a Wet Dylan

by Theuglypig December 7, 2019