carving a statue

The act of producing an exceptionally large, hard, and lumpy turd. Normally done with considerable pain. May tear hemorrhoids free.
We could hear Stew grunting in the washroom from the other end of the hall. He must have been carving a statue.
by Belinda S. August 25, 2006
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mud statue

racist term for black person(i.e. nigger, moon cricket, darkie, spear-chucker)
mommy look at the mud statue over there!
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Status Quote

When someone relentlessly spams your newsfeed on Facebook with quotes or lyrics, rather than being original and insightful.
John "Better a witty fool than a foolish wit"

Response "Stop with the status quote"
by Bagginski March 02, 2010
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Z status

Extremely extravagent and in depth, difficult to work on, over the top, designed in such a manner as to create a feeling of superiority through complication.
Person 1: man it took three hours to change one spark plug!
Person 2: wow sounds like it was Z status
Person 1: totally...
by Mike Highberger September 10, 2006
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Stick Status

An extremely exclusive title given to golfer's that excel at their craft.
Yo man, you shot 68 at Alta on the weekend?! You got Stick Status breh!
by Steep Dogg April 02, 2011
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status bro

A clueless white man who is puzzled by all the fuss about white supremacy and the patriarchy and wishes everyone could just go back to talking about 'normal stuff' and things could just go back to being chill.
He is (perhaps?) an unwitting agent of the status quo. He is a privileged, narcissistic 'status bro'.
"Hey, did you see Uncle Fred posted that 'all lives matter' and even 'blue lives matter' and he even used the phrase 'a few bad apples'??"
"Dude - he's so unwoke he may as well be in a coma - he's a total status bro."
by Educated Manchild June 25, 2020
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Status Killer

When someone you don't especially like leaves an unwanted comment on your facebook status, so people you want actually commenting and liking it tend to avoid it for fear of getting a response from the unwanted commenter.
Drew: "Man I had such a great status!!!"

Johnny: "Yeah man. Too bad Joe had to make the status killer saying'LOL!!!! I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!?!'"
by Tortuga Power February 11, 2011
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