Squirrel rub

When a man's penis is so overcome by his own hair that in order to jack off, he has to push away the tail just to rub the head

After many years of marriage, the old man had gotten quite used to squirrel rubs and ended up throwing away his clippers.

by Wild Wes November 17, 2011

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beat the squirrel

The phrase summarizes the process of a woman masturbating.

I never expected Sandra to be a girl who will beat the squirrel while watching porn.

by Capitis Deminutio Maxima September 1, 2010

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Squirrel on a stick

Hobo sexual act in a gazebo.

Hey baby I'll give you that squirrel on a stick..

by Zhivalicious August 29, 2016

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squirrel breath

When a persons breath smells like they have been sucking dick and swallowing nut all night. They way a squirrels breath would smell like after carrying nuts in its mouth.

Guy 1 "whats up with Angie? she straight up gots SQUIRREL BREATH this morning"
Guy 2 " that hoe was out sucking dick last night. Who knows how many fools busted a nut in her mouth."
Guy 1 " no wonder, now thats what i call SQUIRREL BREATH!"

by Citychick213 August 7, 2018

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Flying Squirrel

A man holds a woman up in the air, belly down, by her hips with her legs wrapped around his and her hands pressed against the wall to hold the rest of her body upwhile his penis is in the anus or vagina as he thrusts.

I was about to cum so I lifted her up for a Flying Squirrel and starting humping her like a jackrabbit.

by SavageSmack November 15, 2016

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kick the squirrel

(Also kicking the squirrel)
1. Sometimes when you get high, you think "kicking the squirrel" is a horrific sex act.

2. A group of friends in a relaxing gathering of smoking pot and talking about horrific sex acts.

Today we all got together at Ambers to kick the squirrel.

by kittiesbutts August 8, 2016

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