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Shrek 5

The sequel to Shrek 4, but it is gonna be bad cuz there too many Shrek movies
Friend: Wanna see Shronket the third
Me: No cuz they replaced it with Shrek 5
All: EWW
by OOFA_BOOFA February 27, 2019
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shrek

the seggsiest person to be alive
person 1: woah is that shrek?
person 2: omg yes he is so seggsy
by Gdydudyeuejehfheheyry457 December 9, 2020
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Shrek

A swanky ogre whe wants you off his land except if your name is peaches, He recently divorced Fiona for Peaches’ thicc ass
I can’t wait till shrek visits me at night

Peaches is married to shrek
by Robin Chris April 20, 2018
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Dubious Shrek

(noun)

The act of pissing in your girl (or guy)'s ass and fisting out a lump of faeces, then mixing with the urine, while shoving it violently back into the ass, causing a rupture and mix of red, yellow and brown, resulting in a creamy brown mud, then smothering it all over your body then conveying a message to your girl (or guy) saying "Get out of my Swamp!"
Owen: Jesus christ what happened to you Ethan?
Ethan: Well me and my girl got down and dirty and I performed the act of a Dubious Shrek.
by Chinkyboy321 February 16, 2023
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Shrek

Shrek is bae
by Shreky April 22, 2021
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Shrek

shrek is god
by Shrek is lord May 15, 2023
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shrek day

August 21 is national Shrek day. You are obligated to watch the entirety of all the Shrek movies with the homies.
Jimbo: YO it's Shrek Day

Bob: Poggerz lets bone while we watch
by 2econd2ight2eer August 18, 2020
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