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Shifting me off

Another phrase for being wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A hand shandy. A cheese and hand sandwich
A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night
by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023
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shifting

shifting means switching reality’s, you are shifting to a reality that’s already there, you’re NOT making a new one!!
hey anna what is shifting?
by rosesmcudr July 24, 2021
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shifting

shifting; a practice in which you move your subconscious onto another parallel reality. It is as if your soul — but you're technically still there — carries itself into another person in your 'desired reality'. the practice had been around long, even connected to religion.

there is no proof of this being real — however, many have claimed to do this practice. there are CIA documents regarding shifting, even.

and for you anti-shifters who cannot tell the difference between 'lucid dreaming' and 'shifting', lucid dreaming is just being aware you are in a dream and being able to control that dream. and for shifting, it is changing your entire mindset to move your subconscious into another reality, and it is way more realistic and vivid.
shifter: i'm gonna shift to .. !
anti-shifter: you can't shift, that's just lucid dreaming you idiot.
shifter: shove a stick up your ass, clearly you cannot tell the difference between lucid dreaming and shifting. get your facts.
by barkingcats July 17, 2023
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Cassidy Shift

taking the first 2 hours of your shift off to sleep it off
Isn't Hayley working today, where is she, it's 7?
Oh, she's doing a Cassidy Shift today, coming in at 9.
by OGRT June 27, 2022
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Gauntlet shift

Working more than five days in a row without a day off.
Friend:Hey, you want to go get a drink after work?
Friend 2:No, I can't. I have a gauntlet shift this week and I need the rest.
by 2pens1word July 11, 2019
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Shadow Shifting

The process by which something gradually fades from visibility or awareness—not because it’s gone, but because it’s operating beyond the range of detection. Still present. Still active. Just no longer seen.
"After the black hole collapsed, the surrounding radiation didn’t vanish—it began shadow shifting into the background curvature of space."
by TenTails July 16, 2025
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