The action of copying someone else's already unoriginal idea and roasting someone via an urban dictionary definition
by Whalejokesatyou November 14, 2016
This is the roast you use when you want someone to go fuck themselves and get lost. The roast goes like this, "Insert name here has a mirror in their pants, because the only person he/she sees in them is himself/herself."
Greg: "What's up, punk! Give me your lunch money!"
Me: .: To My Friends :. "I'm gonna burn him with The "Fuck Yourself" Roast."
"Greg has a mirror in his pants, cuz' the only person he sees in them is him!"
Me: .: To My Friends :. "I'm gonna burn him with The "Fuck Yourself" Roast."
"Greg has a mirror in his pants, cuz' the only person he sees in them is him!"
by Bullyimmunebitch May 11, 2020
When a male ejaculates on their partner, and then uses their penis and testicles to smear the pool of semen around the receiving partner's body.
by StLucifera December 24, 2021
It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them deceased.
Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...
by Heybabe380 September 07, 2023
"Yo how dirty was she?"
"She was vanilla, I asked her for oven roasted nuts and she never hit me back up"
"She was vanilla, I asked her for oven roasted nuts and she never hit me back up"
by Reyx June 28, 2016
When you skin a cat, cook its meat, and wrap its skin around the meat like a giant hellish Slim Jim.
Hey Ryan the old lady down the road just bought a cat, wanna kill it and make a Illinois pussy roast?
Sounds tubular broski!
Sounds tubular broski!
by fliip3 March 28, 2022
The sudden onset of mental denseness, usually in relation to something unpleasant. Mental denseness as a dodge.
Joe and I were having a nice conversation, but as soon as I asked him about the $10 I lent him, I could see him "going pot roast" on me.
by The self-hating one February 16, 2011