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Root Beeroholic

Someone who uses root beer as an emotional crutch. 🩼

The term "root beeroholic" was a joke taken from an SML.
Therapist: Why do have you drank over 60 cans of root beer every week?

Patient: I'm too afraid to confront my problems so I cope with root beer.

Therapist: Hmmm... It sounds like you may be a root beeroholic.
by Uncommon Aphid January 14, 2025
mugGet the Root Beeroholicmug.

Ghetto Root

Oh no that Ghetto Root is throwing a temper.
There's a Ghetto Root swearing, throwing up gang signs, and taking his shirt off in the parking lot.
That Ghetto Root claps Everytime he talks.
by Red Android June 12, 2018
mugGet the Ghetto Rootmug.

square root

Simple tool, all there is to a person, the root of a simple problem basically insinuation of dumb or a basic person basic b**** or or less than.
She sent him the square root symbol basically meaning he was simple or basic or shallow. He was a ham head she said... Half of the man he could be... Or easily cuz he's closed-minded red because he's closed-minded like a basic math problem LOL she laughed... Square root is a basic symbol for a algebraic equation!
by Saucy girl#333 August 25, 2022
mugGet the square rootmug.

tesseract root

its like a cube root

but 4 and not 3
2 is the tesseract root of 16 i think
by GrassBird125 March 20, 2023
mugGet the tesseract rootmug.

dookie roots

Cheryl: did you see that?
Robin: yep - longest dookie roots ever
by Clearlyyomamma May 22, 2024
mugGet the dookie rootsmug.

root tonic

Sperm. Usually used when a guy is trying to get laid
Girl: I'm not really feeling well
Boy: what you need is some petercillan, mixed with alil of my special root tonic!
Girl:yes please!
by Rebal1994 September 27, 2020
mugGet the root tonicmug.

root room

A room in a house party designated for rooting.
Esh to the host: "oi cunt where's ya root room"
by Mintchgonk November 24, 2020
mugGet the root roommug.

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