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the mashed potato

When you're unaware of your pregnancy and you still have sex.
"What the hell? I don't what happened to Jimmy, but he be looking like he got the mashed potato. Not sure what happened to him, but when he came out, he came out in pieces."
by TheSpizzleWizard December 6, 2021
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Mash Your Potato

V. Mash potatoing.

To slam someone's pussy.
Dude 1: Hey can I mash your potato?
Dude 2: Fuck yeah dude!!!
by Mr. William Collins December 12, 2021
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Toe-Mash

When you take your toe that been in your shoe all day ( and probably growing fungi ). You mash your potatoe's with is and serve it at Gordon Ramsay restaurant the Chelsea.
Toe-Mash YUM...
by GoGurterHuman December 27, 2021
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Button Mashing

The act of trying anything to get a person with a vagina (or penis!) to feel pleasure, but having absolutely no experience or knowledge doing and you're too shy to ask so your hand/s are just flailing about doing whatever.
Person 1: "Man, I had the worst sex imaginable last night."
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "My fling was clearly inexperienced. Just button mashing me."
Person 2: "So they didn't ask what you liked? Why didn't you say anything?"
Person 1: "I was shy and embarrassed..."
by Agoraphobic chad March 31, 2022
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steamy mash

When you fart while he is pounding you out, which causes a draft through your anus to flop his dick out.
Oh baby that dick is cold let me warm it up with a steamy mash
by toxicskeeter March 6, 2022
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steamy mash

When you fart while he is pounding you out, which causes a draft through your anus to flop his dick out.
Oh baby that dick is cold let me warm it up with a steamy mash
by toxicskeeter March 6, 2022
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Mash

Mash is a nickname for a machine “firearmusually used by gang members in the uk
Y.tr4ppiii: “oi mandem you got the mash
by Yng.skengzz January 16, 2021
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