Loaf

An idiot who doesn't understand things very well
Harris: Look at that idiot!
Joseph: What a loaf!
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loaf boys

We’re going to call our self’s loaf boys since we’re paid
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LOAF (verb) - To skillfully navigate the path of financial prosperity, turning every strategic move into a banquet of abundance in very relaxed manner. To embody success, establishing a flourishing existence. To LOAF is to metaphorically accumulate a wealth beyond measure, crafting a future that resonates with prosperity. Much like the universe abides by its laws of attraction, LOAFing aligns one's financial trajectory with the cosmic forces, drawing in success and forming a reality core where abundance is the prevailing rule. one loaf = one million

Example Usage:
In the heartland, we loaf by sowing seeds of financial prosperity. Plant dreams, nurture ambitions, and watch them bloom.

I am loafing it!

Since I am out of these streets I am just loafing.

Just graduated from the school of hustle - now it's time to LOAF! 🎓💰

Just met up with Jake for coffee, and between sips, we were loaf' ing about our financial futures. Easy talk, no stress - just casually navigating the path to get my first loaf.
by btcoverload January 29, 2024
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get that loaf

new word for “bread”. To get that loaf refers to getting money. Cannot be plurral.
get that loaf can be defined as:
“imma get this loaf this weekend”
no one cares craig
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Loaf of chaos

Another term to describe a cat. A little loaf of chaos
"Why did you knock over my fucking mattress you loaf of chaos"
by TinkerOfCats April 15, 2023
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Loaf of chaos

A small term used in the place of cat.
"WHY the fuck did you knock over that mattress you loaf of chaos
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Crusty Loaf

When a guy blows his load in a woman's vagina, doesn't wipe himself off, and then about 15 minutes later, when their mixed fluids have dried on his penis, forming a slight crust, he puts his now "crusty loaf" in her mouth.
15 minutes after they finished fucking, he fed her a crusty loaf.
by Phil Beev July 01, 2012
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