Blossom <Lie>, Bubbles <Cheat>, & Buttercup <Steal>

Blossom <Lie>, Bubbles <Cheat>, & Buttercup <Steal>

Blossom <Lie>, Bubbles <Cheat>, & Buttercup <Steal>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Lie groups

(I'm sorry, they're not groups that Lie) groups of Lie type are the funniest jokes in mathematical group theory. Basically, all the math experts panic because they don't know what to call Liars. They concern "acting on" stuff that is "smooth" and have "many symmetries". (e.g. a piece of paper is smooth but with few symmetries; a circle is smooth (no sudden jolts) and has infinite symmetries.) technically, manifolds

Disputes regarding Lie groups' classification (techincally finite groups of Lie type iirc) happen due to isomorphisms and very similar properties. Derived from the classification of finite simple groups, Lie groups can exhibit unexpected isomorphisms with other types of groups. So we have no clue how to classify them.

Joke: 'Basically, the Lie groups all Lied and so the mathematicians got very confused'

by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 23, 2025

Miller lie

Lying about something stupid and random for absolutely no reason other than to be a fucking troll

Miller: did you hear that Ken Carson dropped a new song with the rock?
John: wait fr?
Miller: nah I’m just playing
John: now that’s a miller lie

by Oberationz April 23, 2025

Ball Don't Lie

An expression, often used in basketball, to describe a situation where a perceived bad call or unfair decision is followed by a positive outcome for the team or player who felt wronged.

Player: *Misses a free throw for after a foul was called but no contact was made*
Opposing Team Player: "Ball don't Lie!"

by victorgardin May 17, 2025

Let sleeping dogs lie

avoid interfering in a situation that is currently causing no problems but might do so as a result of such interference.

"It's best to let sleeping dogs lie and not bring up old arguments that could cause unnecessary tension in the group."

by Arminkshipper May 20, 2025

Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers

"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."

by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025

Me when i lie

A phrase used to backhandedly/sarcastically call someone out on their bullshit.

Random: “I was feelin’ all up on Megan last night brah…”

You: “That’s funny. Me when I lie.”

by kurpluthy June 10, 2025