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being a Greg

"Being around them is like trying to catch a butterfly in a storm: they're always late, their attention span is as short as a squirrel's, and their texts are like a maze of run-on sentences designed to confuse and confound."
I was hanging out with my buddy Smiles last night but he was being a “being a GREG
by Csorrenti May 14, 2024
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Greg

The act of supposedly being at work, but not doing shit.
I pulled a Greg today... didn't do a fucking thing at work
by Ooooooyeaaahhhhhh August 4, 2025
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Greg

A Greg is a guy who is intelligent. Because they're all about the ones they love, Gregs will often be found hangin with their family. These dude really do be working hard too. Gregs are attentive boyfriends both in and out of bed. Careful listeners and patient, but they can be a little too picky sometimes. Gregs can have a quick temper but that's because they tend to wear their heart on their sleeve. Their wounds are deep but nothing that a little love can't fix. Hard working and loyal, Greg might be mad at you today, but all will be forgiven by tomorrow. If you need some laughs, Gregs are where it's at!
Susie: Dang it, I have a flat tire.
Jane: Better go find you a Greg.
by SupYo_ November 27, 2021
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Brown Greg

When a brown based fuck froth gets whipped up and contained by the asshole hair, as a product of par taking in homosexual anal activities with an unwiped asshole, forming a self contained, chocolate mousse-like lubrication system. A true breakthrough for vigorous asshole expeditions.
An unwiped Gregory ejaculated in is hand and rubbed it on Joeys cock whilst being butt fucked, creating a thick and rich Brown Greg for hours of poopy pounding. Disclaimer: may or may not contribute to a Leaky Leo
by T Puddles July 12, 2023
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Greg

Greg is a son of a bitch and a crackhead who calls kids fat ass and drinks brisks
Greg you crack head
by Afghan June 23, 2019
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Gregging

1. To delegate tasks to superior individuals due to pure incompetence.

2. To elevate one’s image by using the accomplishments of others.

3. Feinting knowledge of a subject by broadcasting false experience.
Damn Dave, are you really gregging it right now?

John was too fat and lazy to do the work so he ended up gregging it by having Jeremy lift the tire.
by 9B10 Words March 20, 2019
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greg

He is such a greg
by mr salam aleikum November 30, 2022
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