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Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.
Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)
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Batman

A man that dresses up like a bat and fights clowns with his bird and other bats and sometimes a cat
Hey it Batman and his bird and cat
by Small dick energy April 24, 2019
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Batman But Red

ok listen, theres batman, who is great. batman is one of the best superheros. 100%. but what if you made him red, and a discord mod? then you get Batman But Red, a total great guy, who is batman and a guy on discord!
i wish there was an actually good moderator on my server...
well just hire Batman But Red!
oh ok i will!
by burgerrrrrrrrr July 18, 2024
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Batman

Dar. Him.
Person: "Is that him?"
Person 2: "yes that's him. Batman."
by shh0w2020 May 16, 2023
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ATAR Batman

A NSW HSC teacher who consistently aura farms whilst forcing ATAR Jokers to get off their lazy asses and study or become contributing members of society who work.
We need the ATAR Batman to save us!
by Village Chief September 2, 2025
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Batman

A superhero that is in most of the DC comics. His real name is Bruce Wayne. He is super rich
Interviewer: Batman, I don't know a lot about you so can we do some questions?
Batman: Sure!
Interviewer: Okay, so first question. Batman, where are your parents?
Batman: ...
by Swampert_cool November 24, 2022
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Batman

A whiny little bitch who kills people because he is sad. He is the worst superhero ever he’s not even super he is just a loser. Who cares if you are rich that doesn’t mean you are a hero.
by Mr.FancyMarshmallow July 15, 2023
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