Tea Clawed

The act of getting absolutely shit faced by drinking back Twisted Tea and White claw, resulting in a healthy dose of blackout and stomach pains. This is the best combo if your feeling frisky and will probably end up fucking a Lama.
Yo Josh trying to get Tea Clawed and get our stomached raped
by Jaubs100 June 13, 2020
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Tea, sis

Basically when someone says the tea (or rather, spills the tea) someone would call you sis, after spilling the flaming hot tea.
And that’s the tea, sis.”
by Dema. January 05, 2019
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Devonshire tea

When you are on you back and the chosen lady is on top. It's that time of the month. Once you have sufficiently cream pied her bloody box she dismounts and leaves a healthy serving of fanny jam and man cream on your nuts. She then begins to suck your nuts while you piss on her.
Phil & Karen snuck away from their vineyard tour so that Phil could give Karen a Devonshire Tea.
by Kelly2357 July 22, 2022
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Devonshire tea

When you are on you back and the chosen lady is on top. It is that time of the month. Once you have cum inside her, she dismounts and leaves a serving of cream & jam on your scrotum. She then licks your balls while you urinate.
During the vineyard tour, Phil pulled his whinging, horny girlfriend aside and gave her a Devonshire tea.
by Philthehole July 24, 2022
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warm tea

Ohh, I sure could use a second serving of some of your warm tea
by ouknoga December 21, 2010
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tea af

When the gossip is extra juicy. But make sure to say tea then wait a second and say AF
Ashley: did you hear who Brian is hooking up with?
Tasha: WHO???
Ashley: Brooke!
Tasha: tea AF
by taylorgang__ September 09, 2018
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