taint biter

(adj)Someone who pisses you off. A jerk or bitch.

That fucking taint biter just cut me off!

by Kim Blanchfield May 27, 2008

taint chips

the flakey dandruff that falls off your grundle taint region after scratching vigorously or results from extreme chaffing

My boxers are full of taint chips!!!
She gobbled my balls so hard i left her a taint chip moustache!

by RDE delco December 31, 2008

taint paint

A Large Chapstick like concoction that eases taint related ailments like chapped ass, sore gooch, rash from swamp crotch, etc. Made of bees wax, and other essential oils, and available for sale through the Taint Paint website.

"Damn man, after that 3 hour session at the strip club having chicks grind on my junk, I had to hit up some taint paint to ease the burn."

by Taint Tamer November 4, 2007

Taint Paint

the build-up of "nasty" things in a man or woman's taint,( place in between the genitals and anus), such as left over tampon strings, anal leakage, sweat, dirt, cheese, blood, commonly used as a word for vag jam.

Na man, she was gross! Her taint paint tasted like sour milk and coagulated blood.

by OG JAKEMAN January 17, 2010

Lawn Taint

the small strip of grass that you AND your neighbor mow, either to be neighborly or cuz neither of you know where the real property line is.

I always mow the Lawn Taint taint on either side of my property because I dont know where the real property line is.

by Q Hound July 28, 2011

taint burgler

A person responsible for stealing or laying claim to massive amounts of taint.

Quick, hide the taint, here comes the taint burgler.

That taint burgler should be locked up for burgling all that taint.

by deedeeda July 24, 2006

Devil's Taint

An all girl indie metal band originating from Toronto Canada. Lead singer Seneca James was said to get her dark lyrics from a demon spirit who allegedly molested her as a child. Other members of the group include Cassandra Black on drums, Celeste King lead guitar, and Angela Heart on base. They are generally known to be awesome, disturbing and intensely mind stimulating, fans find that their concerts are quiet possible the best experience one can hope to have in a life time. They are often known for performing topless, and engaging in lude sexual acts between songs. They are also well known for touring with Kitten Aids the underground japanese all girl metalcore band.

Wil : "Hey man did you see Devil's Taint last night they were so freaking amazing, the concert was so great i had a hard on the whole time."

Brandon: "Wowza were they really, im so mad i missed them. Their music totally pulled me out of my depression."

"Steven: "Fellers Fellers, oohhhh boy i just got a gram of coke at a Devil's taint concert."

by Deadnight82 April 4, 2010