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Don't be a ms Simpson
by Anatoliy September 4, 2016
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jessica simpson

a dumb blonde who got cosmetic surgery on her face.
by Quenetteo October 4, 2005
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The Simpsons

A show that is now irrelevent and largely unfunny. It was easily one of the best entertainment diversions of the 90s, but it has experienced since then its very own "das profoundis": it didn't know when to quit.
Simp. sin. ins. are. real. shi-t-e-e-e-e-sung to the tune of the theme music with the Es representing the beginning of the end of the song
"The Simpsons will be right back"
by Shellyden December 11, 2008
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Simpsons did it

A magic wand waved by a fan of a particular show to make accusations that that show ripped off another show disappear.

The line originally appeared on a South Park episode in which a foolish character kept shooting down another's ideas, dismissing them as ones the Simpsons originated, a point he made by annoyingly shouting "Simpsons did it!" The character was straightened out by a wiser character who explained that the Simpsons itself borrowed from other shows--the implicit premise being that everyone steals so no one should complain about it. The unfortunate result is that many people who look to South Park to know what their opinions are, now think that it's foolish to call people on plagiarism.

Now the line can be used more generally to ridicule anyone who points out that an episode of one show is similar to an episode of an older show.
Simpsons fan: Hey, that South Park episode is awfully similar to an episode of The Simpsons that aired last year.

South Park fan: Yeah, whatever. 'Simpsons did it!!! Simpsons did it!!!' That's what you sound like. Ha ha!
by Fusion Hungry Bagel Planet September 21, 2009
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Razorblade symphony

The ultimate in being depressed and a cutter.One who does such a maneuver will hold out their arm like a violin/stringed instrument with their wrist/underarm as the strings. Then use the razor to perform a "symphony"
-Hey there's mark. His girlfriend left him.
-Holy shit, what happened to his arms?!
-Depressed bastard must've played a razorblade symphony over it
by freakingname May 27, 2007
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jessica simpson

a super-sluty reality tv star who acts dumb who's not even a real blonde. she's an embarrasment to us blondes cos she's so classless and dresses in house clothes in her videos and cant afford to buy a bra.
Jessica is so classless, could she atleast wear chamois in cleaning their window?
by reese November 25, 2004
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jessica simpson

Daddy put Jessica Simpson on the track and she gave it up to all those graffiti guys. You could paint 3 murals with some of that azz.
by anonymous March 3, 2005
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