“Hey man, if you’re feeling like you want to kill yourself, I’m here for you. You and I can be each other’s suicide buddy and tell suicide to go fuck itself.”
If you’re really feeling down and like you have nobody to talk to call the suicide hotline 1-800-273-8255
If you’re really feeling down and like you have nobody to talk to call the suicide hotline 1-800-273-8255
by norscoryeah July 2, 2019
Get the Suicide buddymug. by melychanely November 26, 2020
Get the Food Suicidemug. financial suicide refers to one's personally fatal mistake that ruined their chances of ever making/saving money and permanently cements them in poverty, and along with it their possibility of earning a good living ever again.
employee 1:hey dude, i invested all my savings into (insert terrible investment opportunity that totally won't financially ruin you) and i put in my two weeks notice to my boss, and its rather smelly especially sense its on his desk. soon I'll be living super rich.
Employee 2: uhhh dude, that stock just Crashed.
Employee 1: what? NOooo!! that was my entire Life savings!!
Employee by the copy machine: and that dude just committed financial suicide, ouch!
Employee 2: uhhh dude, that stock just Crashed.
Employee 1: what? NOooo!! that was my entire Life savings!!
Employee by the copy machine: and that dude just committed financial suicide, ouch!
by ??what__tahw?? May 8, 2021
Get the financial suicidemug. Is when an artist gives up on their artwork simply because they don't feel like a good enough artist.
by Billybobgeorgejr15 June 5, 2016
Get the art suicidemug. The act of rolling your shorts into a thong and placing your nuts out of the right side and the ween out of the left side to portray the appearance of a Lamborghini with suicide doors.
by Petty Officer Kyle November 2, 2020
Get the Suicide Doorsmug. Similar to suicide by police, this method of killing yourself is done by throwing yourself in a dangerous situation, knowing you will likely die, but also knowing that you will save others in the process and finally be appreciated for once.
While this may sound like just straight up heroism, it is more than that. This form of suicide is committed by people who desire attention, and are likely depressed, but also want to do good for this world before taking their leave.
While this may sound like just straight up heroism, it is more than that. This form of suicide is committed by people who desire attention, and are likely depressed, but also want to do good for this world before taking their leave.
Guy 1: "DUDE, DID YOU SEE THE NEWS?"
Guy 2: "No, why?"
Guy 1: "This kid at my school just prevented a mass shooting by throwing himself onto the gunman and knocking him unconscious. He got shot multiple times though and died from bleeding out."
Guy 2: "Why the fuck did he do that?!"
Guy 1: "Some people call it 'Suicide by Heroism', to be honest, that kid was obviously depressed so this has to have been the case. I wish we would have known sooner. Then again, he probably saved our asses."
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's for sure. He'll be remembered."
Guy 2: "No, why?"
Guy 1: "This kid at my school just prevented a mass shooting by throwing himself onto the gunman and knocking him unconscious. He got shot multiple times though and died from bleeding out."
Guy 2: "Why the fuck did he do that?!"
Guy 1: "Some people call it 'Suicide by Heroism', to be honest, that kid was obviously depressed so this has to have been the case. I wish we would have known sooner. Then again, he probably saved our asses."
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's for sure. He'll be remembered."
by The Worlds Loneliest Man February 25, 2017
Get the Suicide by Heroismmug. When people threaten to take their own life if things do not go the way they want. Usually played by bratty boys or bratty girls who think the world revolves around them. Players of this card usually want pity and think that if they obtain this pity things will go their way.
Carl: "Oh my god this guy just killed me in fortnite I'm gonna kill myself!!!1h11!!!!"
Katy: "Really? The suicide card?"
Katy: "Really? The suicide card?"
by percyflower July 5, 2018
Get the suicide cardmug.