shrodingers feminist

A woman is simultaneously and victim and empowered until something occurs where she’ll choose between which state benefits her the most.

A shrodingers feminist chooses to victimizes herself to gain money and sympathy from horny men online.

Then, she claims to be empowered and she “dont need no man”

by Magikca October 29, 2023

stranger

somebody who you once loved but now no longer “know” or speak to.

we went from lovers to strangers once again.

by ddeyysi November 27, 2023

Stranger danger

Is when you fall asleep with your gf or wife , wake up to a small like leprechaun guy named Dustin cuddling with you and dipping a sucker in your butt hole.

Shit I woke up last night to some guy dipping a sucker in my rectom and my wife was no were to be found all I could think was stranger danger.

by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023

Stranger Things

The act of sleeping with a stranger after a long-term relationship

AFter 8 years it was over and I met up with someone for some stranger things.

by RizzleHooker April 22, 2024

Shrödingers opinion

A shrödingers opinion is an opinion that may or may not be ironic or not serious. The true meaning of a shrödingers opinion is unknown until you confront the person who uttered it.

Individuals who use shrödingers opinions are usually socially handicapped and cannot read the room therefore having to rely on the safety net that is a shrödingers opinion to avoid any disagreement at all costs.

Joe: “Man, I love this song”
Bob: “what? I don’t like it at all”
Joe: “bro, don’t you understand irony?
Bob: “you all ways fucking do this”

Joe has a Shrödingers opinion.
Bob finds this out the hard way.

by Bunbun437 May 5, 2024

Stranger things

Heyyy! Why did you search "Stranger things?"
A: Because I love stranger things

B: I hate Stranger things

C: Idk randomly.

(Now go read the letter you picked)

A: OMG MER TOO!! It's the best thing ever!!!! If you are between the age of 11-15 and you wanna be in a stranger things fan group chat add me on Snapchat "Stella_Xnoudobalas" and I will add you back and we wil make a group chat.

B: I never wanna speak to you again.

C: You sould totally watch it!! It's a series on Netflix and it's SO PERFECT!!!

Someone: What is the best show?
Me: STRANGER THINGS!!!!

by Stella*ੈ✩‧₊˚ January 13, 2025

Strangerbuds

Long for "SB". He sells eggy extracts and bunk made in his garage that are branded as London New, the company just says it is bunk made with CRC. He sells the most crappy D9 vapes that can be D9, could be D8, could be a weird THC-O-Ester, could be THCp or HHCp, those cheap Chinese vapes can leech all sorts of nasties into the oils. Like heavy metals. and has a decent bud. He is a well-known scammer, packs up shop every couple of months, scams half of his customers, and then disappears until everyone forgets, he is a horrible vendor literally any other vendor on Tess would be better. Sometimes he refunds or reships, sometimes he does not. But if your SB Pack lands, it's a good day. As an SB affiliate, I must say, it is hit or miss. He can AKLSO SPEK LKLE A WETARD. He also sold totally real krispy kreme vapes apparently, but call me cynical but I'm not sure that's a genuine Krispy Kreme vape. Perhaps go to Krispy Kreme and ask a worker there they should know more than us. I’d expect it to be filled with sugar and spice and all things nice.

Brandon: Yo my nigger lets try some new StrangerBuds stuff
Sam: Say less my bro ordered it now
Brandon: Yo my bro its been 3 weeks any sign of it?
Sam: Nah bro and he is ignoring me

by Strangerbuds January 23, 2025