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Storm Shopper

The person or persons who will hit you with their cart if you don't move out of the way, have no emotion, and likely hate their lives to the point they have to act like a douchebag in a grocery shopping center by relentlessly walking through people or peoples.

Lack manners likely in their everyday lives.
I was walking down the aisle trying to find my Kambucha tea when an obese Storm Shopper walked through the aisle with this puss face and nearly hit my ankle with their cart just so they could get the last Twinkie box.
by SwagKungola November 26, 2018
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Storm

If you find a Storm McConnell, your one lucky son of a bitch. She's got the most perfect hair, cutest smile and the bluest eyes you'll ever find. Not to forget she is the most perfect girl you can find.
John: Hey did you here Sean is dating Storm?
Peter: Holy crap he's one lucky son of a bitch!
by Praiseme666 December 1, 2018
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booty storm

The stuff even worse than the stuff that dogs bring in after playing in the yard.
"Geez-louise, look at all that booty storm!"
by Grungus April 18, 2018
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Storm Crust

Residue and debris left from a storm that may have passed. Could consist of dirty windows, debris, dusty doors, damaged outerwear etc.
My windshield was so dirty with storm crust, that I thought I saw a buffalo running across the road!
by Breezy Webster February 20, 2019
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phoenix storm

Group of firefighter cadet in zone Tangga Batu, Melaka

Founded in 2019
by Phoenix never burn March 1, 2019
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Storm the gate

To disregard all logic and do something crazy as fuck

Derived from the medieval tactic used by armies when attacking enemy castles
Person 1: IDK that might kill ya bru
Person 2:Fuck that shit! Storm the gate
by indigoproxy March 19, 2019
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Chinese Ice Storm

when you freeze up hella cum overnight and plaster it all over a bitches face.
"last night I gave that bitch a chinese ice storm!"
by ShutupGonz December 16, 2018
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