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Storm Schmorm

A phrase that is generally uttered when someone heavily underestimates something or someone powerful, intimidating, or dangerous.
Person 1: "Yo, did you see the news? A crazy storm is gonna hit tonight. You better prepare!"

Person 2: "Pfft. Storm Schmorm. You think I'm scared of a little bad weather?"
by TheLordYeeteth October 8, 2019
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Stormed

When you get your butt kicked, 3 stocked, reverse 3 stocked, heavy comboed, JV4, Fair 1 comboed, counter killed, and raged by Smash Bros player TBZ Storm!
My friend got stormed in a smash bros match against Storm
by Storm_724 August 4, 2021
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mythical perfect storm

A legendary state that exists only in Rob's mind that states that one owns all three magic monkeys (A, D and M).
Rob is delusional in his thoughts that he has the mythical perfect storm.
by RCole February 13, 2008
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Storm Crust

Residue and debris left from a storm that may have passed. Could consist of dirty windows, debris, dusty doors, damaged outerwear etc.
My windshield was so dirty with storm crust, that I thought I saw a buffalo running across the road!
by Breezy Webster February 20, 2019
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media storm

A much-hyped weather-pattern that is intended to prompt panicked locals to stock up on costly emergency-supplies (canned/dried food, flashlights/batteries, auto/heating fuel, propane, generators, snowblowers, etc.), but then no "huge nor'easter" --- or even any particularly-noteworthy weather-disturbance of any kind --- ever actually materializes, causing the frazzled residents to feel foolish and disgusted for having spent all that hard-earned money for nothing.
I didn't bother laying in emergency supplies for the supposedly major hurricane and blizzard that was announced on MSN Weather, and sure enough, there was just a little rain and slightly-chilly breezes overnight, and now it's balmy and sunny outside. Sounds like just another media storm to me... just the news-services in cahoots with the survival-supplies manufacturers to trick people into needlessly buying more of their products.
by QuacksO March 2, 2018
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Storm star appreciation day

The 28th of July of every year since 2004

A day when it is customary to jerk off to storm star
Civilian : Hey did you hear that Storm star appreciation day is coming up?
Victim: oh no, I’ve already beat my meat to him yesterday!
by Storm star69 May 25, 2018
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Storm

If you find a Storm McConnell, your one lucky son of a bitch. She's got the most perfect hair, cutest smile and the bluest eyes you'll ever find. Not to forget she is the most perfect girl you can find.
John: Hey did you here Sean is dating Storm?
Peter: Holy crap he's one lucky son of a bitch!
by Praiseme666 December 1, 2018
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