squirrel breath

When a persons breath smells like they have been sucking dick and swallowing nut all night. They way a squirrels breath would smell like after carrying nuts in its mouth.

Guy 1 "whats up with Angie? she straight up gots SQUIRREL BREATH this morning"
Guy 2 " that hoe was out sucking dick last night. Who knows how many fools busted a nut in her mouth."
Guy 1 " no wonder, now thats what i call SQUIRREL BREATH!"

by Citychick213 August 7, 2018

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shayan the squirrel

An urban mystical beast that is often seen thrusting acorns. This savage beast is constantly sexually active. It seeks out it's soulmate, a fellow squirrel. This squirrel is extremely irresponsible which is why he loses his walnuts. This mystical beast loves munching on acorns. He also loves singing. If this mystical beast is seen in public scream Shayrine to piss it off.

Boy: "Damn look at that... its shayan the squirrel"
Girl: "Is it munching on acorns"
Boy: "I think so... oh its munching on another squirrel"
Girl: "Shayrine is back baby!"

by Shayan the Squirrel May 25, 2017

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tainted squirrel

When you're getting your dick sucked and the woman takes balls in mouth while sticking her tounge out to lick the taint.

That whore Cindy gave me a bj along with a tainted squirrel last night.

by 12bdk May 3, 2016

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kick the squirrel

(Also kicking the squirrel)
1. Sometimes when you get high, you think "kicking the squirrel" is a horrific sex act.

2. A group of friends in a relaxing gathering of smoking pot and talking about horrific sex acts.

Today we all got together at Ambers to kick the squirrel.

by kittiesbutts August 8, 2016

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